nutella sex= disaster
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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