Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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