I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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