HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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