What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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