she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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