are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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