oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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