just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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