ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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