I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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