why didn't you poke me back
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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