i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
