Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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