Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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