I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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