But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Four minutes until I can fart!
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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