So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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