i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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