why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Shame is for Republicans.
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