There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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