do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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