I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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