lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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