I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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