high people should be assigned attendants
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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