it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Of course I have a pirate flag
don't judge my taste in strippers
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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