He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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