you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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