Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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