Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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