I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
zippers are such a cool invention
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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