so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
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