Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
pray to the hookup gods
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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