He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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