I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
someone get that fucking seahorse.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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