We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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