I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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