Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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