I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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