I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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