I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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