I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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