For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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