I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she woke up with a sticky ear
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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