i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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