everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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