good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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