Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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