Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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