He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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