Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence