do you believe in love at first sight?
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day