I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I need a hoe opinion
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.