Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?