Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
do nipples grow back?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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