shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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