from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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