fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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